June 2011
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Jun 16th
January 2011
1 post
WatchWatch
caseyvee:loveinthetruth: OMG I CAN’T STOP WATCHING THIS!!!  wait is this legal ? … .  if so i think my school just found a new play  YOU MAD?! incredible. thanks rebecca, i needed that
Jan 9th
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July 2010
1 post
Dear sunlight....
….make me tanner. Because I never have time to go to the tanning salon.
Jul 8th
12 notes
April 2010
1 post
Dont ever let a guy take your life away. Even if it’s you doing the deed. It’s still murder.
Apr 28th
March 2010
2 posts
Mar 18th
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Pregnant
I know of 6 people who have gotten pregnant just this senior year… I don’t think The Secret Life of the American Teenager, nor 16 and Pregnant are sending the right messages. I’ve known people throughout high school who have gotten pregnant, but not quite as many this year. And half of them, it happened at parties. Two (that I know of) don’t know who the father is. ...
Mar 1st
February 2010
1 post
idiots
There are some people in this world who just dont get it, and unfortunately they probably never will. Im talking about the idiots who say they want something, but do nothing to work to get it other than bitch about how they want it, and thats it. Now I’m not talking about a dream, or a goal or an accomplishment, but a relationship, which can be just as important as any of those things. ...
Feb 28th
January 2010
5 posts
My Phone Call
Guy: Yeah, so we’ve been trying to start his car for like 30 minutes now.  Me: Oh yeah? Do you need a ride to your house or something? Guy: No, we have cars, he’s just supposed to be at my house, and his mom knows he’s there since his car should be infront of my house. Me: Okay, so why are you calling me? Guy: Good question. I don’t know. Me: Okay, well if you need...
Jan 3rd
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I don’t see what people see in John Travolta. Even in Grease, he isn’t the least bit attractive.
Jan 3rd
lol
http://www.bygeorge.co.nz/?tag=laptop
Jan 3rd
I
I wana be Lola Bunny from Space Jam for Halloween
Jan 2nd
Does it make me incredibly pessimistic that New Year’s has never been a big deal to me? I never go to parties or get togethers I never make a resolution I never tell anyone Happy New Years I feel awkward screaming at a tv and making a ton of noise that would be normally annoying to the public just for the one minute of the year that it’s acceptable. Teenagers who drink this night...
Jan 1st
December 2009
21 posts
Dec 28th
Creepy
Jessica just found this: http://www.gifsoup.com/view/18878/r3r3r.html Apparently someone likes us so much, they wanted to make a .GIF of us….to put somewhere else.. Odd
Dec 27th
“Happy Christmas, Harry”
– Ron Weasley 
Dec 25th
I’m pretty impressed that Avatar in it’s first two days had almost half the money New Moon has made since it’s opening a month ago. But, I still have no desire to see the movie. The baseline of the plot seems very cookie cutter, with a few original points inbetween. That aside, the special effects are phenomenal, but that doesn’t make a movie for me, the plot does. ...
Dec 21st
is it unethical that in the past, guys have liked me, but I didn’t like them…. …but when they started to stop liking me, I tried to make them like me. i know girls do this all the time… but now that I think of it, thats just not me. 
Dec 14th
am i the only person who hasn’t seen glee?
Dec 13th
I really would like to see a dark skinned person with a white ink tattoo. I’ve just started to see white ink on people. But always super pale people, like they’re trying to make it inconspicuous or something.  But I think they would look fantastic on tan or dark skin.
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
Dec 11th
one of our fish developed a problem with it’s spine or something so insead of being horizontal like most fish, it’s body kind of bends to be diagonal. clearly it’s some kind of disease. and my sister started making fun of it and I screamed at her to stop being mean and that it’s probably in pain I really did like scream at her. I feel bad for the fish but does...
Dec 11th
Dec 10th
ListenJeremy, this is what I was talking about.  The...
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
chase crawford or whatever his name is you know, the one they compare to zac efron all the time? yeah, he’s ugly
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
you know you’re bored when you log into your neopets account for the first time in three or four years
Dec 9th
Boiling lobsters alive is absolutly cruel. why do people care that cats and dogs are being abused? yet it’s okay for thousands of people to boil a live lobster everyday?
Dec 8th
I’m not sure if I’m just trying to prove him wrong by not coming back or if I really don’t want to go back
Dec 6th
“He ate my heart.”
– Well said, Lady Gaga, Well said
Dec 6th
Is it bad that I feel it is a better contribute to donate to a cause for abused animals than I am for people with no money?
Dec 4th
November 2009
13 posts
My cousins’ school is full of crazy rich kids, and crazy rich kids with celebrity parents. Such as Will Smith, and Wayne Gretzky… What I find odd, is that the school has like a directory that every kid at the school gets (there’s like 1000 kids), and the Smiths still have their home address and their phone number in there. Someone could SO easily just leak that somewhere. ...
Nov 26th
Nov 26th
i love airplanes at night.
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
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Jordyn: Cody, can I deep fry a patty? Cody: No. Jordyn: Please? Cody: How about I walk away, and you do it, but me not know about it? Jordyn: Okay. Jessica, come and touch this hamburger so if I get in trouble, you do too. Jessica: Fine. Jordyn: Yes! Just for future reference, deep fried hamburger patties are gross.
Nov 15th
Nov 13th
girls who post pictures on myspace and facebook of them completely wasted or high is so trashy. if you do it, thats one thing, but if you want to know the whole world how much class you lack, thats another. good luck getting jobs when your employers look you up, because they do, all the time.
Nov 13th
“Today, I saw a homeless man holding a sign that said, “Bet you a dollar...”
– My Life Is Average
Nov 12th
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“Last night my sister came home from watching paranormal activity. She told me...”
– My Life Is Average
Nov 11th
i fell and skid on jessicas driveway. somehow my feet buckled under me and I left with wounds on both of my knees, and on the tops of my feet. i’m not sure how my feet ended up going that way to get scraped up like that. but my left knee is a giant scab, and I cannot bend it without it cracking, oozing, and bleeding. my other knee’s wound is in a better condition. and my right...
Nov 11th
It annoys me when people - particularly girls try to be all deep and meaningful on the internet. Half of the time, it is complately fake. They rake their brains, and steal ideas from other people to come up with their own way to desribe their sadness, or view of love in 5 paragraphs -  or in other cases, one sentence. As long as it’s dramatic, it’s done. I’m sorry, I’m...
Nov 6th
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reposted from jessica
“Jordyn, you know what we should do?” “What?” “We should go see -“ “No.” “Paranormal Activity… Hey you can’t say no before I even finish the question.” “I knew what you were gonna say. No one wants to see that. Some of the football players cried during it.”
Nov 4th
I can’t wait until Jeremy finshes his friends with benefits song. incentive incentive incentive incentive.
Nov 3rd
2 notes
October 2009
1 post
my face smells like baby. why? because the only way to make my brother happy is to shake your face on his belly. hahahah
Oct 7th
September 2009
22 posts
i want to be a unicorn for halloween :D
Sep 25th
It’s funny how it’s like a lifetime accomplishment to get your post on the popular section of tumblr.
Sep 22nd
2 tags
warheads leave my tongue raw for a whole week
Sep 21st